A hilarious joke.

This joke is funny.It's about vampires.

Three vampires were trying out to be Dracula's apprentice.

Dr."Okay,whoever can drink most of the blood in the village gets to
be my apprentice."

The first vampire comes back to Dracula with is lips all red.

Dr."Wow!How did you get so much?"

Fv."Well you know the school behind the large building?I drank
all the children and teacher's blood."

The second vampire come back with his jaw all red.

Dr."Wow!How did you get so much blood?"

Sv."Well,you know the big building over in the village,there's a church behind it and I
drank all the priest blood."

The third vampire comes back with his whole face red.

Dr.'WOW!How did you get so much?"

Tv."Well you see that big building?"

Dracula nods.

Tv."Well I didn't."



If you didn't get this joke,(which I didn't at first)
The vampire turned into a bat and flew into the building.


(that's why his face is red:))